I’m really excited and it’s not because I have a final in my class tomorrow; actually it’s because today is NATIONAL PANCAKE DAY!!!! This is a big fucking deal people!
Now, I’m not sure you realize how much I adore pancakes and if I’ve somehow told you before I’m going to tell you again, because I love them that much! Here is the single greatest thing about pancakes: it is cake…. that is socially acceptable to eat…. as your first meal of the day! Isn’t that marvelous! It’s cake, made in a pan that is just handy dandy fine to eat in the morning, and on top of that, you can have regular cake to eat at night. Double the cake, double the joy!
My favorite type of pancake is the original buttermilk pancake:
mmmmhhmmm can’t go wrong with these bad boys
If you’re feeling a bit sweet take a look at these little fuckers!
Oh take a look at these motherfuckers trying to trick you with their ‘Look I have strawberries, I’m healthy” Stop lying you delicious succulent treat!
Here are some beautiful sunburnt pancakes that I want in my mouth right now!
Also! Pancakes don’t fucking discriminate like shit humans. No! Pancakes say, “Everyone is fucking delicious and deserves to be eaten!”
Can’t forget to eat the Smurfs either!
Did you know there was a thing called the ‘Cheesecake Pancake’? I’m not even kidding, do you think I would even try to make light of such a serious matter?
Now that I have sufficiently tantalized your tastebuds I would like to say:
HAPPY NATIONAL PANCAKE DAY
Now go eat some pancakes!!!!
(all the pictures I found on Google images – no matter how much I want them to be, they aren’t mine)